You know you have an infant in your house when:
- You can not glance around any room of the house without spying some sort of baby paraphernalia.
- You plan your day in 3-hour increments (roughly).
- Your spouse gets home and asks what you did today, and you have no idea.
- Poop and spit-up clean-up are everyday occurrences.
- Your wardrobe is limited to outfits you can nurse in without pulling it up over your head.
- You haven't watched a feature-length film without commercials since baby arrived, let alone been to the movies.
- Your husband is close to sending your boobies a 'Miss You' card.
- You want to discuss your breast infection with anyone who will listen (most men DON'T want to know).
- You go out to eat at ridiculously early times....it's just you and the old folks.
- And last but not least....
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Isn't it great?!? :-)
P.S. I will listen about your breast infection.
Okay, #1 is so already true. #3 has always been a problem for me. With cats, #4 is common. And I would totally listen to #8 - how else am I gonna know what I have to look forward to?
On #6... there's no reason to stay away from the movie theater at this point. Ana went to the movies from about 5 months old to one year old and loved it. She'd watch the previews and then fall asleep during the movie. If Drew wants a snack the theater is dark and a great place to nurse in public.
Don't get used to it though... Ana is now freaked out by the big screen and loud noise. We haven't tried taking her to a movie since she was about 13 months old.
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