7 Things

Compliments of The Singing Pig

7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die
1. Have a few kids
2. Move back to Texas
3. Travel to Ireland
4. Learn to speak another language
5. Own a complete set of crystal, fine china, and silver
6. Learn how to knit
7. Retire by 60

7 Things I Can Do
1. Sing a high D above the staff at 8am
2. Play the trumpet
3. Make perfect snickerdoodles
4. Drive a stick-shift
5. Sight-read a piece of music almost perfectly
6. Design a storm sewer
7. Make a three-pointer

7 Things I Cannot Do
1. See without my glasses or contacts
2. Beat my husband at Trivial Pursuit
3. Root for the Mets
4. Raise either eyebrow
5. Trill my R's on command
6. Smell fresh-cut grass without sneezing
7. Eat an kind of a melon (watermelon, cantelope, honey dew)

7 Things that Attract Me To The Opposite Sex/Another Person
1. Sense of humor
2. Smart
3. Sincere smile
4. Clean-cut
5. Strong faith
6. Can make me laugh
7. Is not afraid to appear vulnerable

7 Things That I Say Most Often
1. Howdy y'all!
2. Baby!
3. Are you effing kidding me?
4. Hello?!?
5. Seriously....
6. Your mom (try living with Joel and not saying that)
7. I'm not from around here....

7 Celebrity Crushes
1. Ron Livingston
2. Chris Noth
3. Robert Redford
4. Vince Vaughn
5. Sean Connery
6. George Clooney
7. Peyton Manning

7 People I Want To Do This
1. Bubba
2. Molly
3. Wes
4. Timmie
5. Roxie
6. Jody
7. Rebecca